Care to explain how that got there, Google?
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
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Posted in Humor on October 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Bad Ads – Part 2
Posted in Humor on July 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why yes I keep my promises. I said I’d bring it back (kind of). Say hello again to my long-forgotten series “Bad Banner Ads”, except this time, without the whole “banner” limitation.
I saw this on rotation on Yahoo! Answers (and somewhere else I can’t remember). I noticed it right before changing pages and had to keep refreshing [...]
Permutations of ‘Discovery’
Posted in Humor on March 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Yeah the title makes it sound like a fancy philosophical divergence, but this is anything but. It’s just something I noticed when I got bored.
We watched a video in class today and it was kind of dragging so I started staring at the logo in the corner (the old ‘Discovery’ logo). Since I [...]
Happy Loo Fear
Posted in General, Humor, tagged 2009, Humor, New Year on January 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Which is what I’m getting thanks in part to too many cheap but delicious burritos. TMI?
Anyway, to annnnnybody who reads this blog *echo echo echo*…welp nobody does…*helllo down theree* I wish you a great 2009.
Here’s to 365.26(?) more days of living. Hurrah.
and as an added bonus if you call within the next 5 minutes: bad [...]
Turn Santa On
Posted in Humor, tagged Humor, Santa on December 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
This, my friends, needs no words.
Ok well maybe a few: His face says it all
Remember the old trinket that babes used to sit and gyrate on?
Posted in Humor, tagged e-mail, email, funny, Humor, spam on August 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
That was the spam in my inbox yesterday. It is by far probably the worst subject line I’ve ever gotten. What’s worse is…I can picture it in my head. You know what I see?
Pigs rotating on top of a Precious Moments statuette. As described by an old lady reminiscing about the “better days”.
More coming tomorrow, [...]
Programming Puns Pertaining to Pie
Posted in Humor, tagged Humor, pie, PiePhone, programming, puns on August 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
..and other foods
Piethon
C(heesecake)++
EBigMacs
LaTeXMex
Microsoft Windows Xtreme Pie (or Windows XPie)
PHPie
Apple PiePhone
Boredom is the root of creativity’s greatest trees.
This is a filler funny post until I have more time to write over the weekend. School is starting and I won’t be able to write as often. A new article, full of exciting new…pants will be here tomorrow. [...]
HOWTO: Correctly Eat Cheese
Posted in Humor, tagged cheese, tutorial on August 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In convenient little steps:
1 Buy cheese (or if you’re an advanced user and code in C(heese)++, make your own!)
2 Eat it
3 Throw it back up because you f’d the recipe up
4 Go buy good ol’ American standby “cheese” at your local store anyway
5 Regret not doing step 4 in the first place
6 Cry
7 Kill yourself
8 [...]
Firefox WTF
Posted in Humor, tagged Firefox on July 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Literally. This happened after I installed Tab Mix Plus and it added that extra “F” menu item (it opens a webpage in a new tab and focuses that tab)
Meh I thought it was funny. This isn’t as noticable in other languages because the shortcut keys are underlined instead of in parentheses.
Excuse the 5-second GIMP highlighting. [...]
